Tim Stopulos

We received hundreds of emails after the Snuggies post. Apparently we've got some competition. The Slanket. www.theslanket.com Which is, according to them, "The Best Blanket Ever." I'll argue.

Point 1: The name. Slanket. Sounds like something you drape over yourself to hide from society. "It was a dreary night in New York City, rats the size of small dogs to my right, and cockroaches the size of...well...rats to my left. I could feel something bad was about to happen. My best attempt at anonymity was to not be noticed. So I put on my Slanket." Creepy, I know. Also, you can spell out snake with some of the letters in Slanket. Who wants to wear a snake? Not me.

Point 2: Their website doesn't have a super sweet video that portrays how much life sucks until you get a Snuggie.

Point 3: Costs more than twice as much and you don't get a book light. I don't know about you, but I'll keep the $25 and now I can actually read this book instead of pretending like I usually do.

Point 4: There is no "hands free" guarantee.

I've made my case. It's clear. We'll all be wearing our Snuggies on Saturday Jan 10th at McDunna's so stop by...

What's that?....OK the guys refuse to wear Snuggies on stage... Fine.

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